Fake, Fake SNARK ATTACK

WARNING
SNARKY COMMENTS by The Heretik Naturally in Red
Snark like this is what got The Heretik burned at the stake in the Terrible Time Long Ago.  The Heretik is quite aware of what and what is not an evasive answer.  When The Heretik gave answers deemed evasive (but they were true, they were), that 's when they started gathering the wood for the fire, the fire where The Heretik said his final caio, baby.

Link: Press Gaggle with Scott McClellan.

Q    Jeff Gannon.  How did he get a White House pass, or what kind of credentials did he have?

MR. McCLELLAN:  Just like anyone else who comes to the White House.

Question on credentials ignored,

Q    Hard pass?

MR. McCLELLAN:  No, he had never applied for a hard pass.  He had a daily pass.  I think he's been coming for --

Why didn't Gannon/Guckert apply for a hard pass?  Hard pass?  Kinky.  At least for the White House.  And no matter what Bush says about Condi and Powell, this is the whitest house EVER!

Q    Was he coming for --

MR. McCLELLAN:  Hang on.  I think he's been coming for more than two years now.

Coming for two years? Very admirable, but how long exactly?.  Irony in attaching these comments to Gucket/Gannon whose other job is  with gay porn escort biz.

Q    Under what name?

MR. McCLELLAN:  Sorry?

It gets even sorrier after this after the break.

Q    Under what name?

Question not asked: does Guckert /Gannon have a porn name?

MR. McCLELLAN:  Well, you have to get cleared. Sorry.  Can't wait for the break.  That's all?  You have to get cleared?You have to -- just like anybody else that comes to the White House, you have to have your full name, cuz Dud know one is getting in if you just give your first name and none of you guys is the rock star  you think are where you can get away with a first name like Prince (note below on Prince's name) your Social Security number and it better be yours and your birth date.  So you have to be cleared just like anybody else.

Q    So he was being cleared under James Guckert, or whatever his name is?

MR. McCLELLAN:  My understanding, yes.

If his name is Guckert, please why, please can anyone tell The Heretik why they let him run around as Gannon?  Once he was cleared, did they let Guckert/Gannon run around with a mask too?

Q Okay, and how did he get picked to get a question asked at the last news conference?
MR. McCLELLAN: He didn't. Huh, didn't get picked? Fasten your seat belts, we are about to take off here. The President didn't have a list. The President didn't -- he was in the briefing room. He who?  Gannon/Guckert or Bush? There are assigned seats in the briefing room. We didn't do any assigning of seats, and the President worked his way through the rows, and called on people as he came to them. He doesn't know who he is. This one is a biggie.  He (Bush) does'nt know who Gannon/Guckert is?  (Does anybody?)  He (Bush) doesn't know who Bush is? (Suspected)

Q Were you aware that he had another name?
MR. McCLELLAN: Was I aware? I had heard that. I had heard that, yes, recently.
How recently, Scottie?

Q But did you know during all this time that he really wasn't Jeff Gannon?

MR. McCLELLAN: I heard at some point, yes -- previously.